"You don't agree with her, you're ridiculous, you want children, you're ridiculous, you own a small dog, you're ridiculous, you don't watch disgusting videos on the internet, you're ridiculous." -Staff Roast, 2017
Jassana Baizel is well known for hating many things, among them ketchup, pregnancy, love, shitty poetry, sloppiness, Thomas, and not doing pots. She pioneered the movement of always having a gecko on your person, with X-Ray, the leopard gecko. Throughout her four years at Scattergood, she has spent many hours debating with Scattergood Staff, especially about nude drawings. This drawing later mysteriously disappeared, which was suspected as an act of terrorism against freedom of expression.