"We're very worried about Esteban, but especially about his neck." -Staff Roast, 2017
"Brave lady Iris ran back to Esteban when she saw a spider." -Staff Roast, 2017
Perhaps the most well known student couple at Scattergood, they are famous for their sometimes excessive acts of PDA. They frequent Library Classroom 3, behind the senior store, and the middle of the circle.

Teasing aside, they're a cute couple.